TRUMP TOWER DAMASCUS: PEACE, REVENUE, AND POOLSIDE CEASEFIRES

Trump Tower Damascus: Peace, Income, and Poolside CeasefiresBy Staff Satirist | SpinTaxi Magazine | Confirmed by a Camouflaged Sommelier and Four Retired UN ObserversDAMASCUS- If peace had been a penthouse, it could come with a gold-plated bidet and complimentary bunker accessibility. That is the eyesight driving Trump Tower Damascus, the newest ge